Here’s an exceptionally reference-worthy story from Radiolab, the finest podcast in the multiverse.
Download the one called Lost and Found. I was struck (as in stricken with wonder) by the third story of the podcast, so forward forty and a half minutes into it if you want to get to the juicy part.
Also, a photographic montage of Stormtrooperly Love:
High fives for free time! I'm not even gonna take off my gear before I start enjoying myself. Let's do this!
Hey Bud, I bet I can climb that big ass tree better than you!
Yo, I'm already halfway up this byatch. Dude, are you high already?
Totally! Being a gunner on the death star is boring as hell. Nobody attacks the death star! Plus I gotta wear this helmet all day long. I'll never get caught.
I hate that job but I just can't beat the bennies, bruh. Plus it's EASY and they don't block the internet. Tree climbing rocks!
High Fives for tree climbing!
Love you, Bro! You too, man. Let's go get some Chick-fil-a!